• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

"Let me be quiet"

a bitch ready to say something mean (via collectionof-paradoxes)

(via meeow-xo)

q-ueenalicia:

be a gentleman: hold my hair out of my face while i suck your dick

(via meeow-xo)

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(Source: doglets, via sodamnrelatable)

  • Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
  • Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

(via sodamnrelatable)